Ask Audrey: My kids are plotting in Irish — is there a better way to learn than watching more TG4?
Ask Audrey: My kids are plotting in Irish — is there a better way to learn than watching more TG4?
"More documentaries about islands! Please say there is a better way to learn your language."

Fri, 11 Oct, 2024

Ask Audrey: Is there any way I can give back my TV licence?
Ask Audrey: Is there any way I can give back my TV licence?
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice — it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Thu, 26 Sep, 2024

Luton Town v Manchester United - Premier League - Kenilworth Road
Ask Rosealeen: 'My Wikipedia page will tell you I once shifted Harry Styles'
Plus: it's getting testy among the middle-aged singletons of Ballydesmond, apparently... Thankfully, Audrey is back from excursion next week

Thu, 11 Jul, 2024

Green leaves background
Ask Rosealeen: Whenever I want to sneak my bush in anywhere, I wait until cover of darkness
Rosealeen from Ballydesmond rides again... what's new, says you

Thu, 04 Jul, 2024

Ask Audrey: 'I'm from Cork but my boss tried to get me to sing a Limerick song for the rugby'
Ask Audrey: They’re like JFK in Kinsale — they get a headache without sex once a day
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice — it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Thu, 20 Jun, 2024

Ask Audrey: Are the Douglas Road Stunners on the verge of a split?
Ask Audrey: Are the Douglas Road Stunners on the verge of a split?
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Thu, 18 Apr, 2024

Ask Rosealeen: Simon has stepped down - how can I rub shoulders with the great and good now?
Ask Rosealeen: Simon has stepped down - how can I rub shoulders with the great and good now?
Ask Audrey is on her holidays — and she's drafted in Ballydesmond's finest to cover

Thu, 11 Apr, 2024

Ask Audrey: Cillian Murphy is great, but he's from Ballintemple - the servants’ entrance to the Blackrock Road
Ask Audrey: Cillian Murphy is great, but he's from Ballintemple - the servants’ entrance to the Blackrock Road
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Thu, 14 Mar, 2024

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
S Ask Audrey: 'I always thought Mallow was just a failed sugar town with a race course'
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 07 Mar, 2024

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
S Ask Audrey: Most people from Wilton will tell you they come from the Model Farm Road
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice — it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Thu, 29 Feb, 2024

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
S Ask Audrey: Watching people with a smaller house on Home of the Year is even better than sex
There aren’t enough emojis in the world to express how appalled we were at some of the design choices people made in their little houses, they must have done it themselves to save money.

Thu, 22 Feb, 2024

Ask Audrey: 'I'm from Cork but my boss tried to get me to sing a Limerick song for the rugby'
S Ask Audrey: How can I stop these Munster Rugby matches - they're lowering the house prices?
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Fri, 09 Feb, 2024

Ask Audrey: It must be exhausting being judgmental in Whites Cross – there's so much to judge
S Ask Audrey: It must be exhausting being judgmental in Whites Cross – there's so much to judge
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Thu, 01 Feb, 2024

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
S Ask Audrey: 'Good taste in Tipperary is someone who never drinks Diamond White'
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 25 Jan, 2024

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
S Ask Audrey: 'I took a look at your house and three words came to mind — Room To Improve'
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Fri, 19 Jan, 2024

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: 'There's no point dumping him — his mother promised to leave us the house in Crookhaven'
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 11 Jan, 2024

Ask Audrey: C’mere, what’s the story with Norries who want to be seen from the moon?
Ask Audrey: C’mere, what’s the story with Norries who want to be seen from the moon?
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Thu, 14 Dec, 2023

Ask Audrey: Where is a good place to get a sexy nun outfit for a former nun?
S Ask Audrey: Where is a good place to get a sexy nun outfit for a former nun?
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Thu, 07 Dec, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'I'm flying to Seville for a dirty weekend with a very energetic vet from Kanturk'
S Ask Audrey: I love Tanora - but is it too Northside for the Douglas Road?
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Thu, 30 Nov, 2023

Ask Audrey: The children of Douglas Road have the manners of a ferret - no respect for their elders
Ask Audrey: The children of Douglas Road have the manners of a ferret - no respect for their elders
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Thu, 23 Nov, 2023

Ask Audrey: Negotiations are well underway to see who gets Mammy for Christmas Day
Ask Audrey: Negotiations are well underway to see who gets Mammy for Christmas Day
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem? 

Thu, 16 Nov, 2023

Ask Audrey: I live in Macroom, I’ve shifted guys who look like Kermit the Frog
Ask Audrey: I live in Macroom, I’ve shifted guys who look like Kermit the Frog
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Thu, 09 Nov, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'The way Dr Tony is going, you’ll be lucky if you’re allowed to go to the jacks'
Ask Audrey: 'People are gone mad for nipples above in north Cork'
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice. It's Ask Audrey - what's your problem?

Thu, 02 Nov, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'The way Dr Tony is going, you’ll be lucky if you’re allowed to go to the jacks'
Ask Audrey: Will my Jazz Weekend date lose interest when she sees Cork?
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Thu, 26 Oct, 2023

Ask Audrey: What the Irish men's soccer team needs is a former Ramblers player to manage them
Ask Audrey: What the Irish men's soccer team needs is a former Ramblers player to manage them
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Thu, 19 Oct, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'I'm flying to Seville for a dirty weekend with a very energetic vet from Kanturk'
Ask Audrey: 'I'm flying to Seville for a dirty weekend with a very energetic vet from Kanturk'
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Thu, 12 Oct, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: 'Roy Keane is the only one on that Beckham documentary to age gracefully'
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Sat, 07 Oct, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'I'm from Cork but my boss tried to get me to sing a Limerick song for the rugby'
Ask Audrey: 'I'm from Cork but my boss tried to get me to sing a Limerick song for the rugby'
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Fri, 29 Sep, 2023

Why Reggie from the Blackrock Rd has decided to run for President of Ireland
S Why Reggie from the Blackrock Rd has decided to run for President of Ireland
The millionaire from the Blackrock Rd has his sights set on the Áras. To set out his policies, he’s reaching out to the ordinary people of Ireland with a new live show

Sun, 24 Sep, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: 'What are the chances of a Late Late Show special in north Cork?'
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Thu, 21 Sep, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: 'Nothing has happened in Meelin since 1987, so our threesome is the talk of the town'
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Thu, 14 Sep, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: How do you get rid of a Cork accent while speaking French at the Rugby World Cup?
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Fri, 08 Sep, 2023

Ask Audrey: Imagine having notions when you only live on the Skehard Road
Ask Audrey: Imagine having notions when you only live on the Skehard Road
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Thu, 31 Aug, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey:  I’ve started cheating - my husband's as exciting as a skiing holiday in Tullamore 
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Thu, 24 Aug, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: You Irish are very nice - but I have to point out that you are overly fond of the C-word
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Thu, 17 Aug, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: We need to visit the capital - how long would it take us to get to Belfast?
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice. It's Ask Audrey - what's your problem?

Thu, 10 Aug, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: 'It's been eighteen years - what positions are popular these days?'
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Thu, 03 Aug, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: 'What's the story with moving Cork up to the North-West?'
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Thu, 27 Jul, 2023

Charleen Murphy: You never know what someone is going through — it’s important to be kind 
Charleen Murphy: You never know what someone is going through — it’s important to be kind 
'My friends and my boyfriend are my best support system. I have a really good network of people who know how to cheer me up'

Sun, 23 Jul, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: 'A friend with benefits asked me to dress up as Barbie for the cinema in Mallow'
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Thu, 20 Jul, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: 'C’mere, what’s the story with fancying Ryan Tubridy?'
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Thu, 13 Jul, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Listen — Ask Audrey: Is it cheating if you start a relationship with an AI chatbot? 
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice. It's Ask Audrey - what's your problem?

 Listen | Thu, 06 Jul, 2023

 Listen |
Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: You don’t want to admit you read a book in Duhallow, like you’re Jean Paul Sartre
Sorting Cork people out for ages

 Listen | Thu, 29 Jun, 2023

 Listen |
Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: Is it okay to canoodle in a mobile sauna?
Sorting out Cork people for ages...

 Listen | Thu, 22 Jun, 2023

 Listen |
Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: My Limerick girlfriend wants me to shout insults at the Cork GAA players
"...she said she'd make it well worth my while..."

Thu, 25 May, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: 'Jesus, but you can’t beat an affair with a married man'
Sorting out Cork people for ages

 Listen | Thu, 18 May, 2023

 Listen |
Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: What's the story with paying to watch hurling?
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 11 May, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: My friends started calling my husband Gouger after I told them he only went to Coláiste Chríost Rí
Sorting out Cork people for ages...

 Listen | Thu, 27 Apr, 2023

 Listen |
Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Listen - Ask Audrey: 'I hear Rosealeen from Ballydesmond swings both ways'
Sorting out Cork people for ages

 Listen | Thu, 20 Apr, 2023

 Listen |
Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: It’s hard enough imagining people in north Cork having sex
Sorting out Cork people for ages

 Listen | Thu, 13 Apr, 2023

 Listen |

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