For those of a certain age, a gilded life of champagne receptions and pyramids of gold-wrapped chocolates springs to mind when the word ambassador is mentioned.
"You very rarely see Ferrero Rocher, it's usually sent to you as a joke by your friends," smiles Frank Smyth, Ireland's top diplomat in Spain.
While a diplomatic passport and a large mansion in a leafy area might come as a perk of the job, for the ambassador and his small team in Madrid, dealing with the 39 ongoing consular cases is the priority.
When an Irish citizen gets into trouble abroad, no matter how far-flung the location our diplomatic staff are the ones who quietly work at speed in the background to ensure their safety.
From emergency evacuations of war zones and natural disaster areas to supporting bereaved families who have tragically lost loved ones in different time zones, a network of 1,341 people working in missions overseas are there to support Irish people in times of crisis.
Last year, the embassy in Madrid dealt with 400 new consular cases, which spanned everything from 628 lost passports; to 63 people who got themselves arrested and one couple who staff became aware of before they even arrived on Spanish soil due to their unruly behaviour on the flight over.
There are also more complex cases involving missing people; prisoners; those with serious mental health issues; critically ill patients and, sadly, those who pass away while abroad.
"Consular is obviously a big, big part and we want it to be; it's meaningful work — you're solving people's really, really difficult problems for them and you're offering real support to people which is what the State should do. We take it very seriously and it's now a really central plank in the department's work," says Smyth who has previously been posted in Brussels and the UN in New York.
It's Tuesday morning and a dazzling spring light shines in through Smyth's office windows on the fourth floor of a building that is shared with Enterprise Ireland, Bord Bia, and Tourism Ireland to form one of a number of 'Ireland Houses' the State has established under its Global Ireland 2025 strategy.
Today, he has spent the morning meeting with the owners of a local gourmet food market which will host a number of St Patrick's Day events to showcase Irish produce before heading back to the Embassy for discussions with the Enterprise Ireland and Tourism Ireland staff.
In the afternoon, Carlos Burgos, the organiser of a festival to commemorate Red Hugh O'Donnell, comes into the office.
For a number of years, those living in the city of Valladolid have recreated the funeral of the Irish chieftain with a procession though the streets complete with an empty coffin, and the ambassador is keen to get an update on how preparations are going for this year's event.
"There's always somebody somewhere overseas who has a connection with Ireland, and our job is to find them to build relationships with them, to enhance that relationship, to strengthen it, to build it up as strongly as we can," Smyth says.
Drawing on these connections is also vital in promoting business, tourism, and cultural links as well as creating strong political and diplomatic ties.
These connections extend right the way up to the current prime minister Pedro Sánchez who as a teenager was among the 35,000 Spanish students who come to Ireland each year to learn English.
Fostering these relationships allows our diplomats to become the eyes and ears of the State abroad, another important aspect of the job.
"You try to find out as much as possible, including formally through meetings with representatives of the foreign ministry or the prime minister's office or maybe the agriculture ministry, we would be meeting those people to get the official line and then you'd be following the media, be talking to people in business and you put together a jigsaw that is any society.
"There are many different parts, there is the official line, then there's what's going on in the business sector, the NGO sector, interactions with neighbours, for instance," he says, pointing to Spain's important links to Morocco for example.
With over 100 missions abroad reports back to Iveagh House are as "succinct as possible," and there are fortnightly meetings with Ambassadors across the 26 EU countries.
"We would basically convey the main four or five main issues mainly as they relate to Ireland. Some of them may relate very directly — if you're in the middle of an election campaign that's important if there's going to be a change of government, for instance, there could be a change of policy. That is a very important thing both in multilateral [terms] within the EU and maybe within the UN, but also bilaterally because if you are working closely [with a country] a change of government would change that."
The lure of a life in exotic parts of the world is often seen as what attracts many to the Department of Foreign Affairs but the Ambassador insists that a career as a diplomat means "you are a civil servant who does work some of the time overseas".
"The fundamental thing is you're a civil servant, and you represent the State overseas."
It's late afternoon when Smyth receives an update from staff on the current consular workload.
This includes one case involving one man who suffered a severe brain injury after a fall and has been in an induced coma for a number of weeks.
From the first phone call, which often comes from a family member in Ireland, consular staff can be involved in supporting the citizen and their loved ones for many weeks and sometimes months. Complex medical or mental health issues can involve consulting with hospital or medical staff, translating for the family, putting them in touch with social workers as well as assisting that person in getting back home when they are well enough.
"It's not just interesting work, it's meaningful, and particularly in relation to the consular work that we do because we're making a difference when people get into crisis situations, whether it's health, welfare, or even just travel documents. That in itself, as anybody who's lost these documents will know, can be a real problem," the Ambassador says.
"We have great privileges We get access to public servants, to public events, we are witness to very interesting events. It's a huge privilege to do that if you're interested in this area of work. I've never woken up to say, 'I don't want to go into work,' I love what I do," Smyth says.
His working day ends back at his home in the city, the impressive ambassador's residence, with a large gathering of Irish living in the city and not a Ferrero Rocher in sight.
Have you ever heard the story about the couple who went to Spain and wound up sparking a tsunami of consular cases?
Madly in love, Mary and John decided to have a sun-soaked foreign wedding surrounded by family and friends.
As the planning began in the months before the big day, the couple first contacted the Irish Embassy in Madrid to apply for the relevant paperwork required to marry in the foreign destination.
Guests arrived in the days before and the groom's 18-year-old cousin Jack and his friend decided to sample Spain's famous nightlife. Having indulged in a few too many sangrias Jack got involved in a row with another holiday-maker, he ended up in the local police station and the Embassy was called for assistance.
The wedding day arrived and the bride's uncle who was thoroughly enjoying the celebrations took to the dancefloor to show off his best moves. But as he plunged into an air-guitar stance he suffered a heart attack and had to be taken by ambulance to the nearest hospital, resulting in yet another call for consular advice support.
The next day, aunt Peggy woke up and couldn't find her passport. With just hours before the flight, a dash to the nearest Honorary Consul meant that she made it to the airport in the nick of time, emergency document in hand.
Sadly, uncle Joe's condition deteriorated and a few days later he died in a Spanish hospital. The consular staff were on hand to assist the family during a very difficult time, helping them to navigate the coroner's system, obtain a death cert, and to get his body home.
It's safe to say the couple won't be having a vow renewal ceremony in Spain anytime soon.
This, of course, is a slightly exaggerated scenario that didn't happen in reality, but it gives an idea of some of the types of cases, both straightforward and complex, that consular staff deal with each day.
Like other embassies, the Embassy of Ireland in Madrid deals with a multitude of cases every year including:
— The number of visits from Ireland to Spain, making Ireland comfortably the largest per capita provider of tourists to the country.
Embassy in Madrid dealt with last year. The level of activity differs greatly by region, from the busiest consul situated in Malaga which dealt with 86 new consular assistance cases, to Galicia where just one case was raised.
— The number of cases the— the number of Emergency Travel Certificates (ETCs) that were issued to people who lost their passport while in Spain or had it stolen.
— cases staff in Madrid supported that were related to people who passed away. There were another 101 medical casez and 52 cases related to mental health and welfare last year.
— the number of Irish passport holders who were arrested in Spain in 2022.